{"title":"The Rozzie's","description":"\u003cp\u003eBorn from our friend who says the most off the wall things...these are actually things she has said!  In public!  Love her to death!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"rozzie-are-you-fist-f-cking-me-tee","title":"Rozzie “Are You Fist F*cking Me?” Tee","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"kyjuiw\" data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"86\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"87\" data-end=\"164\"\u003eFor the moments when “excuse me?” just does not carry enough emotional range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"493\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eRozzie “Are You Fist F*cking Me?” Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is peak kitchen-phone meltdown energy: vintage domestic chaos, two traumatized children in the background, and one woman absolutely done with whatever nonsense came through that receiver. 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