{"product_id":"mo-sauce-emotionally-unstable-hot-tee-1","title":"Emotionally Unstable Hot Sauce Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEmotionally Unstable Hot Sauce Tee — MO Sauce Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: Contents under pressure. Judgment sold separately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEmotionally Unstable Hot Sauce Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e from the MO Sauce Collection is for anyone running hot, making questionable choices, and pretending everything is completely under control.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStyled like a beat-up vintage hot sauce packet, the oversized back graphic serves up \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Emotionally Unstable,” “Poor Decisions Ahead,”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and the perfectly measured \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Net Wt. 1 Meltdown.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It’s basically a nutritional label for your personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDistressed reds, blacks, and aged cream tones give the design an old-school roadside hot sauce vibe, while enough warning labels are included to ensure nobody can claim they weren’t told what they were getting into.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVintage hot sauce packaging inspired artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDistressed finish for a worn-in, old-school look\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold oversized back graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePairs well with bad ideas and zero emotional regulation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eOfficially rated \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHOT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e with absolutely no scientific basis\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003ePart of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMildly Offensive Apparel MO Sauce Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMildly Offensive Apparel™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePoor decisions. Now available by the meltdown.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mildly Offensive Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44996816633899,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hic","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44996816666667,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hid","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44996816699435,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hie","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44996816732203,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hif","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44996816764971,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hig","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44996816797739,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hih","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44996816830507,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hii","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44996816863275,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hij","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44996816896043,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hik","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 6XL","offer_id":44996816928811,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hil","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey (60\/40) \/ XS","offer_id":44996816961579,"sku":"19g61mt5v9him","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey (60\/40) \/ S","offer_id":44996816994347,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hin","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey (60\/40) \/ M","offer_id":44996817027115,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hio","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey (60\/40) \/ L","offer_id":44996817059883,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hip","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey (60\/40) \/ XL","offer_id":44996817092651,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hiq","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey (60\/40) \/ 2XL","offer_id":44996817125419,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hir","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey (60\/40) \/ 3XL","offer_id":44996817158187,"sku":"19g61mt5v9his","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey (60\/40) \/ 4XL","offer_id":44996817190955,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hit","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey (60\/40) \/ 5XL","offer_id":44996817223723,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hiu","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey (60\/40) \/ 6XL","offer_id":44996817256491,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hiv","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cream \/ XS","offer_id":44996817289259,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hiw","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cream \/ S","offer_id":44996817322027,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hix","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cream \/ M","offer_id":44996817354795,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hiy","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cream \/ L","offer_id":44996817387563,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hiz","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cream \/ XL","offer_id":44996817420331,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hj0","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":44996817453099,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hj1","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Cream \/ 3XL","offer_id":44996817485867,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hj2","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XS","offer_id":44996817518635,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hj3","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":44996817551403,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hj4","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":44996817584171,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hj5","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":44996817616939,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hj6","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":44996817649707,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hj7","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":44996817682475,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hj8","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":44996817715243,"sku":"19g61mt5v9hj9","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0686\/2418\/7435\/files\/Lifestyle_Image_-_MO_Sauce_Emot_Unstable.png?v=1787497406","url":"https:\/\/mildlyoffensiveapparel.com\/products\/mo-sauce-emotionally-unstable-hot-tee-1","provider":"Mildly Offensive Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}