{"product_id":"rozzie-are-you-fist-f-cking-me-tee","title":"Rozzie “Are You Fist F*cking Me?” Tee","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"kyjuiw\" data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"86\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"87\" data-end=\"164\"\u003eFor the moments when “excuse me?” just does not carry enough emotional range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"493\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eRozzie “Are You Fist F*cking Me?” Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is peak kitchen-phone meltdown energy: vintage domestic chaos, two traumatized children in the background, and one woman absolutely done with whatever nonsense came through that receiver. It is loud, inappropriate, and somehow still has better manners than most family group chats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eThis Rozzie line tee features a small \u003cstrong data-start=\"533\" data-end=\"553\"\u003eMildly Offensive\u003c\/strong\u003e chest logo on the front and a full back graphic that delivers the punchline before you even turn around. 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