Original Drive Thru Tee

Sale price$35.00

Original Dick’s Drive Thru Tee — Dick’s Drive Thru Collection

Hot. Juicy. Satisfying since 1954.

Welcome to Dick’s Drive Thru, where the cars are classic, the meat is fresh, and subtlety was never on the menu.

The Original Dick’s Drive Thru Tee is the flagship design of the collection, serving up a full helping of mid-century roadside Americana with the kind of innuendo that would make your grandmother choke on her milkshake. The oversized back graphic features a classic drive-in, vintage cruisers, retro signage, and the unmistakable Dick’s promise: “You’ll Love Our Meat in Your Mouth.”

Distressed blues, oranges, creams, and blacks give the artwork the look of an old roadside advertisement rescued from the wall of a long-forgotten burger joint. Look closer and you’ll find plenty of questionable menu items and double entendres baked into the details.

Why You’ll Love It

  • The signature design of the Dick’s Drive Thru Collection
  • Detailed vintage drive-in artwork inspired by 1950s Americana
  • Distressed finish for an authentically aged look
  • Large statement back graphic packed with inappropriate details
  • Classic cars, greasy-spoon nostalgia, and absolutely unnecessary innuendo
  • Guaranteed to make someone read it twice

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Dick’s Drive Thru — You’ll love our meat in your mouth.

Color: Sand
Size: XS
FIND YOUR DAMN SIZE

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size Chest Width Body Length
XS 17½" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20½" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL 30" 34"
5XL 32" 35"
6XL 34" 36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

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