Basic Offensive

Not for the Sensitive.

No elaborate backstory. No hidden meaning. No apology.

Basic Offensive™ is exactly what it sounds like — straightforward, sarcastic, inappropriate, and just offensive enough to make someone across the room wonder, “Does that really say what I think it says?”

Yes. Yes, it does.

This is where we put the things that don’t need explaining: questionable observations, bad attitudes, intrusive thoughts, dark humor, and the kind of statements most people have enough common sense to keep to themselves.

We put them on shirts instead.

Designed for people with a sense of humor, a questionable filter, and absolutely no interest in being everyone’s cup of tea.

NOT FOR THE SENSITIVE.™

Wear it proudly. Offend selectively.

Mildly Offensive Apparel™
We say what everyone else is thinking.

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OMG You Guys Tee
Sale price$35.00
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I Love the Smell of "Snow" Tee
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Horsemen Diamonds Tee
Sale price$35.00
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Currently Hiding From Those That Supervise Me Tee
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Running on Anxiety & Poor Decisions Tee
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Blow Me Tee
Sale price$35.00
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Uranus Tee — Astronomically Offensive Collection
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Everyone Is Stupid Tee
Sale price$35.00
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I'm Half Gay on My Mother's Side Tee
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Becoming a Villain Tee
Sale price$35.00
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Don't Be a Cunt Tee
Sale price$35.00
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Yapper, Snapper or Crapper? Tee
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I’m Not a Gynecologist, But I’ll Take a Look Tee
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Jesus Was a Lamb Tee
Sale price$35.00
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I Can't Believe I Shaved My Unibrow for This Tee
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NOT FOR THE SENSITIVE.

No hidden meanings. No inspirational bullshit. Just shirts that say exactly what you were thinking before your better judgment showed up.