Yapper, Snapper or Crapper? Tee

Yapper, Snapper, or Crapper Tee — Basics Collection

Decisions, decisions.

The Yapper, Snapper, or Crapper Tee from the Basics Collection asks the important question nobody else had the courage—or good sense—to ask: “Yapper, Snapper, or Crapper? Where Do You Want It?”

What does it mean? That’s between you, the person reading your shirt, and whatever terrible assumptions they immediately make.

Featuring bold, distressed typography with an old-school vintage feel, this design proves you don’t need complicated artwork to make someone stop, stare, reread, and immediately regret asking for clarification.

It’s crude. It’s confusing. It sounds vaguely threatening. In other words, it belongs in the Basics Collection.

Why You’ll Love It

• Bold vintage-inspired typography
• Distressed detailing for a worn-in retro look
• Large statement back graphic
• Just ambiguous enough to make things uncomfortable
• Excellent for bars, cookouts, garages, and places with questionable supervision
• Requires absolutely no explanation—and we recommend keeping it that way
• Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel Basics Collection

Mildly Offensive Apparel™
Pick one. We’re not here all day.