Basic Offensive "Yapper, Snapper or Crapper?" T Shirt
Basic Offensive "Yapper, Snapper or Crapper?" T Shirt
Yapper, Snapper, or Crapper? Tee
Basic Offensive Line
Some shirts are subtle conversation starters.
This one skips directly to the HR complaint.
The Yapper, Snapper, or Crapper? Where Do You Want It? tee is pure unapologetic chaos from the Mildly Offensive Basic Offensive Line — built for people with reckless humor, zero internal filters, and absolutely no interest in explaining themselves afterward.
Featuring a distressed vintage-style black print, this design delivers maximum offense with clean old-school typography that looks respectable from a distance and deeply concerning up close.
Features:
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Soft comfortable everyday fit
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Distressed one-color vintage print
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Bold retro-inspired typography
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Perfect for bars, bachelor parties, concerts, and making strangers uncomfortable at gas stations
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Part of the Mildly Offensive Basic Offensive collection
Immature? Absolutely.
Funny? Also absolutely.
Appropriate? Not even a little.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean