I’m Not a Gynecologist, But I’ll Take a Look Tee

Sale price$35.00

Not a Gynecologist Tee — Basics Collection

No medical degree. Still willing to take a look.

The Not a Gynecologist Tee from the Basics Collection proves that sometimes the oldest jokes survive for a reason—they’re stupid, inappropriate, and still funny.

Featuring the confidently unqualified declaration “I’m Not a Gynecologist, But I’ll Take a Look,” this tee skips subtlety entirely and goes straight for the punchline. Bold distressed typography gives the design a rugged vintage feel while ensuring everyone nearby has plenty of time to reconsider making eye contact with you.

It’s juvenile. It’s inappropriate. It may significantly reduce your chances of being invited back. Sounds like a Basics Collection shirt to us.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Bold vintage-inspired typography
  • Distressed detailing for a worn-in retro look
  • Large statement back graphic
  • Requires zero medical training and even less maturity
  • Perfect for bars, parties, vacations, and questionable first impressions
  • Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel Basics Collection

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Size: S
FIND YOUR DAMN SIZE

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size Chest Width Body Length
XS 17½" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20½" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL 30" 34"
5XL 32" 35"
6XL 34" 36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

Color: Athletic Heather

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