Jesus Was a Lamb Tee

Mary Had a Little Lamb Tee — Basics Collection

Hear me out… the theology checks out. Sort of.

The Mary Had a Little Lamb Tee from the Basics Collection takes a beloved nursery rhyme, adds a little biblical reasoning, and arrives at a conclusion nobody asked us to investigate.

“If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, then Mary had a little lamb.”

Technically logical? We’ll let someone with a theology degree sort that out.

The handwritten-style design keeps things deceptively simple, letting the joke slowly sink in as people read from top to bottom. It’s clever, ridiculous, mildly sacrilegious, and exactly the kind of thought that usually begins with “Hear me out…”

Why You’ll Love It

• Simple handwritten design that puts the joke front and center
• A biblical dad joke disguised as philosophical reasoning
• Perfect for people who appreciate clever wordplay and questionable theology
• Guaranteed to make someone stop halfway through reading and think, “Well… shit.”
• Excellent conversation starter for cookouts, bars, vacations, and awkward family gatherings
• Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel Basics Collection

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Biblically inspired. Theologically unsupervised.