Former Midget Porn Director Tee

Former Midget Porn Director T-Shirt

Some careers just don’t make it onto LinkedIn.

The Former Midget Porn Director tee raises considerably more questions than it answers—which is exactly the point. No elaborate artwork. No lengthy explanation. Just four lines of completely unnecessary information delivered with the confidence of someone who has seen some things.

Part of the Mildly Offensive Basics Collection, this is pure old-school offensive humor: simple typography, ridiculous premise, maximum opportunity for strangers to do a double take.

Wear it to the bar. Wear it to a party. Wear it to the family reunion if you’re tired of being invited.

Why you need it:

• Simple, bold statement design
• No explanation provided or recommended
• Guaranteed conversation starter
• Makes your actual résumé seem incredibly respectable
• HR would prefer you wore something else

Mildly Offensive Apparel Shirts for people with a sense of humor and a questionable filter.

Wear responsibly. Or don’t.