Blow Me Tee

Blow Me Tee — Basics Collection

Some shirts make a statement. This one waits for people to get offended before pointing out that it’s literally a dandelion.

The Blow Me Tee from the Mildly Offensive Basics Collection pairs two beautifully innocent words with an equally innocent flower—and absolutely no innocent intentions. Featuring a clean, monochrome dandelion graphic with seeds blowing in the wind, it’s subtle enough to wear anywhere and inappropriate enough to make the right people laugh.

Why You’ll Love It

• Bold “Blow Me” design with an innocent-enough explanation built right in
• Clean black-and-white artwork that’s easy to wear
• Perfect balance of clever, immature, and mildly offensive
• Great for bars, cookouts, festivals, vacations, or anywhere someone might clutch their pearls
• Makes an excellent gift for anyone fluent in sarcasm and double entendres
• Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel Basics Collection

Mildly Offensive Apparel™
It’s a dandelion. Get your mind out of the gutter.