Becoming a Villain Tee

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One Minor Inconvenience From Becoming a Villain T-Shirt

We all have a breaking point. Yours just happens to be one mildly inconvenient email away.

The One Minor Inconvenience From Becoming a Villain tee is for anyone maintaining a dangerously thin relationship with patience. Featuring distressed vintage typography surrounded by playing cards, wind-up teeth, comic-book chaos, and appropriately questionable villain accessories, this design looks like the warning label your personality probably should have come with.

Part of the Mildly Offensive Basics Collection, it’s perfect for bad days, long meetings, airport delays, slow Wi-Fi, people who stop in doorways, and every other tiny inconvenience standing between you and your origin story.

Why you need it:

  • Bold distressed, vintage-inspired artwork
  • Comic-book villain energy without the commitment
  • Excellent warning for coworkers and strangers
  • Pairs perfectly with an increasingly short fuse
  • Cheaper than constructing an underground lair

Mildly Offensive Apparel Shirts for people with a sense of humor and a questionable filter.

Wear responsibly. Or don’t.

Color: Dark Heather Grey (60/40)
Size: XS
FIND YOUR DAMN SIZE

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size Chest Width Body Length
XS 17½" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20½" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL 30" 34"
5XL 32" 35"
6XL 34" 36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

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