Currently Hiding From Those That Supervise Me Tee

Hiding From My Supervisor Tee — Basics Collection

Can’t micromanage what you can’t find.

The Hiding From My Supervisor Tee from the Basics Collection is dedicated to hardworking employees everywhere who understand that productivity comes in many forms—including strategically disappearing until management stops looking for you.

Featuring the gloriously relatable declaration “Currently Hiding From Those That Supervise Me,” this bold retro design turns workplace avoidance into something worth putting on your résumé. Distressed typography and vintage styling give it an old-school look while the message speaks directly to generations of employees perfecting the art of looking busy.

Wear it to happy hour, the company picnic, casual Friday, or—if your performance review is already going badly—straight into the office.

Why You’ll Love It

• Bold vintage-inspired typography
• Distressed finish for a worn-in retro look
• Large statement back graphic
• Perfect for employees, coworkers, and professional clock-watchers
• Pairs nicely with extended bathroom breaks and mysteriously unavailable status
• Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel Basics Collection

Mildly Offensive Apparel™
Management can’t find you if you believe in yourself.