OMG You Guys Tee

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OMG You Guys, That’s Not What I Said T-Shirt

When your words get taken wildly out of context and even Jesus has had enough.

The OMG You Guys, That’s Not What I Said tee gives a classic religious image a very modern problem: people confidently repeating things they probably should’ve fact-checked first. Featuring a distressed vintage illustration and bold old-school typography, this shirt delivers equal parts sarcasm, frustration, and “seriously, how did you get that from what I said?”

Part of the Mildly Offensive Basics Collection, it’s perfect for family gatherings, Sunday brunch, social media debates, or anywhere people have a suspicious habit of quoting selectively.

Why you need it:

  • Distressed vintage-inspired artwork
  • Biblical proportions of sarcasm
  • Excellent conversation starter
  • Perfect for people exhausted by misinterpretation
  • May result in some uncomfortable eye contact at church

Mildly Offensive Apparel Shirts for people with a sense of humor and a questionable filter.

Wear responsibly. Or don’t.

Color: Black
Size: XS
FIND YOUR DAMN SIZE

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size Chest Width Body Length
XS 17½" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20½" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL 30" 34"
5XL 32" 35"
6XL 34" 36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

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