Don't Be a Cunt Tee

Live. Laugh. Love. Don't Be a Cunt T-Shirt

Some inspirational quotes just need a little editing.

We took the phrase hanging in every overly decorated kitchen in America and gave it the ending it deserved. Live. Laugh. Love. Don’t Be a Cunt. Simple. Inspirational. Surprisingly difficult for some people.

With distressed vintage typography, aggressive red strike-throughs, and just enough hostility to ruin your aunt’s favorite wall sign, this tee delivers an important reminder without wasting anyone’s time.

Part of the Mildly Offensive Basics Collection, it’s perfect for anyone who believes kindness matters—but sometimes people need clearer instructions.

Why you need it:

Distressed vintage-inspired artwork
Classic sarcastic statement tee
Goes surprisingly well with poor decisions
Makes an excellent public service announcement
Subtle? Absolutely not.

Mildly Offensive Apparel
Shirts for people with a sense of humor and a questionable filter.

Wear responsibly. Or don’t.

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size	Chest Width	Body Length
XS	17½"	27"
S	19"	28"
M	20½"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL	30"	34"
5XL	32"	35"
6XL	34"	36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

Don't Be a Cunt Tee

Live. Laugh. Love. Don't Be a Cunt T-Shirt

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