I Love the Smell of "Snow" Tee

I Only Like the Smell of "Snow" T-Shirt

Some people like fresh-cut grass. Some like coffee in the morning. You? Apparently, you have more expensive taste.

The I Only Like the Smell of Cocaine tee takes an absolutely terrible explanation and turns it into a beautifully questionable fashion choice. Featuring distressed typography, a rolled hundred-dollar bill, and a vintage grunge treatment, this one looks like it came with a story you probably shouldn't tell your employer.

Part of the Mildly Offensive Basics Collection, it's built for parties, bars, vacations, concerts, and anywhere else someone might look at your shirt twice before deciding whether they should laugh or slowly walk away.

Why you need it:

• Distressed vintage-inspired artwork
• Bold red, black, and cream design
• Premium-grade conversation starter
• Pairs nicely with plausible deniability
• Absolutely terrible courtroom evidence

Mildly Offensive Apparel Shirts for people with a sense of humor and a questionable filter.

Wear responsibly. Or don’t.