I Can't Believe I Shaved My Unibrow for This Tee

I Shaved My Unibrow Tee — Basics Collection

Personal growth is about sacrifice. Sometimes that sacrifice is dignity. Sometimes it’s the only thing keeping your eyebrows together.

The I Shaved My Unibrow Tee from the Mildly Offensive Basics Collection features the wonderfully disappointed declaration: “I Can’t Believe I Shaved My Unibrow For This.” Complete with a pair of gloriously overgrown eyebrows, it’s the perfect shirt for dates, parties, family gatherings, work functions—or any occasion that absolutely did not deserve the effort you put into getting ready.

Why You’ll Love It

• Bold front graphic with distressed typography and illustrated eyebrows
• Delivers the joke before you even have to start a conversation
• Ideal for introverts, reluctant socializers, and chronically disappointed attendees
• Easy everyday design with exactly the wrong amount of attitude
• Great gift for anyone who considers basic grooming a major commitment
• Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel Basics Collection

Mildly Offensive Apparel™
You cleaned up for this. That was your first mistake.