Running on Anxiety & Poor Decisions Tee

Anxiety & Poor Decisions Tee — Basics Collection

Overthinking everything. Learning nothing.

The Anxiety & Poor Decisions Tee from the Basics Collection is for anyone whose internal decision-making process consists of worrying about every possible outcome… and then somehow choosing the worst one anyway.

Featuring the painfully relatable declaration “Running on Anxiety and Poor Decisions,” this design combines bold vintage typography with distressed detailing for a worn-in, old-school look. It’s simple, sarcastic, and just self-aware enough to suggest you recognize the problem—even if you have absolutely no plans to fix it.

Perfect for work, weekends, questionable nights out, or the morning after one of those questionable nights out.

Why You’ll Love It

• Bold vintage-inspired typography
• Distressed finish for a worn-in retro look
• Large statement back graphic
• Perfect for overthinkers and enthusiastic bad-decision makers
• Pairs well with caffeine, unnecessary stress, and “fuck it, why not?”
• Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel Basics Collection

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Overthink responsibly. Make bad decisions confidently.