Basic Offensive "Running on Anxiety and Poor Decisions" T-Shirt
Running On Anxiety And Poor Decisions Tee
Basic Offensive Line
Some people run on motivation.
You run on caffeine, bad judgment, panic, and whatever terrible idea sounded good at 2AM.
The Running On Anxiety And Poor Decisions tee is part of the Mildly Offensive Basic Offensive Line — built for overthinkers, chaos goblins, emotionally exhausted adults, and people one minor inconvenience away from disappearing into the woods.
Featuring a bold distressed black print with vintage athletic-inspired typography, this design looks like a motivational shirt until people actually read it. Which makes it even better.
Features:
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Soft comfortable everyday fit
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Distressed one-color vintage print
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Clean bold design with maximum emotional instability
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Perfect for work, bars, Walmart, therapy, and avoiding responsibilities
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Part of the Mildly Offensive Basic Offensive collection
Because nothing says “I’m holding it together” like wearing proof that you absolutely are not.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean