The Panty Melt Tee

The Panty Melt Tee — Dick’s Drive Thru Collection

Hot. Melty. And absolutely not FDA approved.

Pull up to Dick’s Drive Thru, where the service is questionable, the advertising is worse, and today’s special is the legendary Panty Melt.

This oversized vintage-inspired back graphic looks like an advertisement ripped straight from a roadside burger joint that definitely would’ve been shut down by corporate. Between the smiling carhop, classic drive-in styling, and promises like “You’ll Love Our Meat in Your Mouth,” there’s enough innuendo packed into this design to make ordering lunch unnecessarily uncomfortable.

Distressed reds, blues, and aged cream tones give it the look of a forgotten 1950s drive-in ad—until you start reading the menu.

Why You’ll Love It

Detailed retro drive-in artwork loaded with inappropriate little details
Distressed finish for an authentic vintage-advertisement look
Large statement back graphic
Equal parts Americana, burger-joint nostalgia, and juvenile innuendo
Best served with fries, questionable judgment, and absolutely no explanation
Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel Dick’s Drive Thru Collection

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Dick’s Drive Thru — You’ll love our meat in your mouth

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size	Chest Width	Body Length
XS	17½"	27"
S	19"	28"
M	20½"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL	30"	34"
5XL	32"	35"
6XL	34"	36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

The Panty Melt Tee

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