Are You Fist Fucking Me? Tee

Are You Fist Fucking Me Right Now? Tee — Rozzie Collection

Some conversations call for patience. This isn’t one of them.

Straight from the wonderfully unfiltered world of the Rozzie Collection, this vintage-inspired tee captures that exact moment when disbelief turns into a full-blown verbal emergency. The retro artwork features an exasperated housewife on the phone while the kids look on—presumably learning several exciting new additions to their vocabulary.

Finished with distressed detailing and the unforgettable “Are You Fist Fucking Me Right Now?!” punchline, it has all the wholesome mid-century charm you’d expect… right up until you actually read it.

Perfect for people with questionable filters, short patience, and an appreciation for profanity delivered with impeccable vintage style.

Why You’ll Love It

• Vintage Americana artwork with a very un-vintage attitude
• Distressed finish for a worn-in retro look
• Oversized back graphic designed to get a second look
• Equal parts nostalgia, sarcasm, and “did she really just say that?”
• Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel Rozzie Collection

Mildly Offensive Apparel™
Because sometimes “Are you kidding me?” just doesn’t cover it.