'Bout to Do Some Shit Jehovah Hasn't Witnessed Tee

’Bout to Do Some Shit Jehovah Hasn’t Witnessed

Some neighborhood conversations are better left between you, the hedge, and whatever higher power happens to be looking the other way.

Straight out of the Rozzie Collection, this tee pairs wholesome, vintage Americana with a statement that is anything but. Featuring a suspiciously cheerful neighbor delivering the immortal warning, “’Bout to do some shit Jehovah hasn’t witnessed,” it’s perfect for anyone whose bad decisions are occasionally ambitious enough to require divine plausible deniability.

The sweet retro artwork makes it look innocent from across the room. The closer you get, the more apparent it becomes that Rozzie is absolutely up to something—and you probably shouldn’t ask what.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Vintage-inspired artwork with thoroughly inappropriate intentions
• Classic Rozzie contrast: wholesome on the outside, questionable underneath
• Built for people with a dark sense of humor and very little interest in behaving
• An excellent conversation starter—and potentially a conversation ender

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Good manners. Bad ideas. Zero supervision.