I Need a Celestial Discharge Tee

Celestial Discharge Tee — Rozzie Collection

Some days call for rest. Some call for therapy. And some require a celestial discharge.

Part of the Rozzie Collection, this vintage-inspired tee takes wholesome mid-century artwork and gives it the kind of wildly inappropriate dialogue it was clearly missing. A cheerful nurse, one thoroughly unimpressed patient, and a doctor who probably has follow-up questions come together for a scene that gets considerably funnier the longer you look at it.

The distressed retro artwork gives it an authentic thrift-store-find feel, while “I need a celestial discharge.” provides exactly the kind of unexplained absurdity the Rozzie Collection was built for.

Perfect for anyone whose sense of humor is a little dark, a little weird, and probably not covered by insurance.

Why You’ll Love It

• Vintage medical artwork with an absurdly inappropriate twist
• Distressed finish for an authentically worn-in look
• Large back graphic built to make people stop and read it
• Weird enough to start conversations you may regret
• Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel Rozzie Collection

Mildly Offensive Apparel™
Providing absolutely no medical advice whatsoever.