Kick a Bitch in the Cooter Tee

Kick a Bitch in the Cooter Tee — Rozzie Collection

Some life lessons come from books. Some come from experience. And some come from Rozzie, who has apparently decided conflict resolution is wildly overrated.

The Kick a Bitch in the Cooter Tee from the Rozzie Collection features a perfectly wholesome vintage mother-daughter moment paired with the decidedly less wholesome advice: “Sometimes you just have to kick a bitch in the cooter and go on about your day…”

It’s sweet, nostalgic, completely inappropriate—and exactly the kind of wisdom we’ve come to expect from Rozzie.

Why You’ll Love It

• Vintage-inspired artwork that looks innocent right up until you read it
• Large back graphic built for double takes and uncomfortable laughter
• Perfect for people whose coping strategy is sarcasm with a hint of hostility
• Retro Americana styling with unmistakable Mildly Offensive attitude
• Excellent conversation starter—or conversation ender
• Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel Rozzie Collection

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Some days require patience. Other days require Rozzie.