Lint Licker Tee

Cootie Queen / Lint Licker Tee — Rozzie Collection

Some insults are clever. Some are brutal. And some sound like they were invented during recess in 1957.

The Cootie Queen / Lint Licker Tee from the Rozzie Collection captures a beautifully petty neighborhood showdown between two perfectly respectable ladies who have apparently run completely out of respectable things to say.

Featuring distressed vintage artwork and the devastating exchange “Cootie Queen!” and “Lint Licker!”, this design celebrates the lost art of arguing like an adult with the vocabulary of an eight-year-old. It’s ridiculous, immature, and strangely satisfying—which makes it right at home in the Rozzie Collection.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates retro Americana, creative insults, and disagreements that escalate far beyond what the situation requires.

Why You’ll Love It

• Vintage neighborhood artwork with playground-level hostility
• Distressed detailing for an authentically aged look
• Large statement back graphic
• Surprisingly useful additions to your insult vocabulary
• Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel Rozzie Collection

Mildly Offensive Apparel™
Because “I respectfully disagree” is fucking boring.