Mildly Offensive Mild Sauce Tee

Sale price$35.00

Offensively Comfortable Tee — MO Sauce Collection

Finally, a heat level you can handle.

The Offensively Comfortable Tee from the MO Sauce Collection serves up our signature attitude without requiring a waiver, an HR meeting, or a glass of milk. Packaged in a distressed vintage sauce-packet design, this one is officially labeled MILD—but only because the shirt feels better than your personality.

Featuring “Offensively Comfortable” front and center and a serving size of “Net Wt. 1 Biting Comment,” this design combines old-school hot sauce branding with exactly the kind of sarcasm Mildly Offensive Apparel was created for.

It’s bold without trying too hard, comfortable without being boring, and mild only by our extremely questionable standards.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Vintage sauce-packet artwork with signature MO attitude
  • Distressed detailing for a worn-in, retro look
  • Bold oversized back graphic
  • Four-flame MILD rating—which makes absolutely no sense
  • Contains approximately one biting comment per serving
  • Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel MO Sauce Collection

Mildly Offensive Apparel™
Comfortable as hell. Polite as necessary.

Color: Black
Size: XS
FIND YOUR DAMN SIZE

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size Chest Width Body Length
XS 17½" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20½" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL 30" 34"
5XL 32" 35"
6XL 34" 36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

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