MO Sauce Reserve — Barrel Aged Pettiness Tee
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MO Sauce Reserve — Barrel Aged Pettiness Tee

Sale price$35.00

Aged to Perfection.

Some grudges deserve time to mature.

The Barrel Aged Pettiness Tee takes the Reserve Collection somewhere darker, richer, and considerably less emotionally mature. Styled after a premium barrel-aged spirit, this oversized vintage graphic celebrates carefully preserved sarcasm, finely aged grudges, and shade worth saving for a special occasion.

Because anybody can be petty. Premium pettiness takes patience.

Flavor Profile: Spite • Sarcastic Intent • Finest Grudges • Maximum Shade

Reserve Motto: Not all petty is created equal.

Color: Black
Size: XS
FIND YOUR DAMN SIZE

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size Chest Width Body Length
XS 17½" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20½" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL 30" 34"
5XL 32" 35"
6XL 34" 36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

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