MO Sauce Reserve — Enemies Tears Poker Tee

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Fold, You Losers.

Nothing pairs with a winning hand quite like the bitter taste of somebody else's disappointment.

The Enemies Tears Poker Tee brings the Sons of Mildly Offensive — SOMO — to the table for one very questionable poker night. Skeleton bikers, cards, chips, bad attitudes, and a bottle of Enemies Tears turn this oversized back graphic into one of the most aggressive designs in the Reserve Collection.

It's loud, ridiculous, unapologetic, and exactly what MO Sauce should be.

Flavor Profile: Bad Beats • Worse Attitudes • Premium Trash Talk • Enemies Tears

Reserve Motto: If you can't take a joke… you probably have a small dick.

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size	Chest Width	Body Length
XS	17½"	27"
S	19"	28"
M	20½"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL	30"	34"
5XL	32"	35"
6XL	34"	36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

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MO Sauce Reserve — Enemies Tears Poker Tee

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