MO Sauce Reserve — Extra Strength Sarcasm Tee

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Now With More Side Eye.

For those occasions when regular sarcasm simply isn't getting the job done.

The Extra Strength Sarcasm Tee bottles concentrated smart-ass energy into an oversized vintage MO Sauce label. Expect eye rolls, deep sighs, uncomfortable truths, and the occasional person wondering whether you were actually joking.

You weren't.

Flavor Profile: Premium Sass • Zero Filter • 100% Real • Concentrated Side Eye

Warning: May cause eye rolls, deep sighs & sudden truth bombs.

Reserve Motto: I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size	Chest Width	Body Length
XS	17½"	27"
S	19"	28"
M	20½"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL	30"	34"
5XL	32"	35"
6XL	34"	36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

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MO Sauce Reserve — Extra Strength Sarcasm Tee

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