MO Sauce Reserve — Family Recipe Dysfunction Tee

Passed Down for Generations. Unfortunately.

Some families pass down recipes. Others pass down sarcasm, questionable coping mechanisms, and stories nobody is allowed to discuss outside the house.

The Family Recipe Dysfunction Tee comes straight from the MO Sauce Reserve Collection — a premium blend of generational chaos, optional boundaries, well-done trauma, and just enough love to keep everybody coming back for the holidays.

The oversized vintage sauce-label artwork gives this black tee the look of an old-school family recipe that should probably have stayed secret.

Flavor Profile: Generosity (Rare) • Boundaries (Optional) • Trauma (Well Done) • Sarcasm (To Taste)

Reserve Motto: Some recipes shouldn’t be shared.

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size	Chest Width	Body Length
XS	17½"	27"
S	19"	28"
M	20½"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL	30"	34"
5XL	32"	35"
6XL	34"	36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

MO Sauce Reserve — Family Recipe Dysfunction Tee

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