MO Sauce Reserve — Small Batch Regret Tee

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Made With 100% Poor Decisions.

Bad decisions deserve premium packaging too.

The Small Batch Regret Tee celebrates those beautifully questionable moments that seemed like an excellent idea right up until they weren't. Designed like a limited-run craft sauce bottle, this Reserve Collection graphic combines vintage Americana with the kind of judgment-free attitude usually found somewhere around last call.

Small batch. Limited supply. Even more limited self-control.

Flavor Profile: Poor Decisions • Questionable Judgment • Premium Misbehavior • Zero Lessons Learned

Reserve Motto: Bottled without judgment.

Guarantee: No ragrets. May regret later.

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size	Chest Width	Body Length
XS	17½"	27"
S	19"	28"
M	20½"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"
3XL	28"	33"
4XL	30"	34"
5XL	32"	35"
6XL	34"	36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

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MO Sauce Reserve — Small Batch Regret Tee

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