Toxic Behavior Fire Roasted Sauce Tee

Sale price$35.00

Toxic Behavior Fire Roasted Tee — MO Sauce Collection

All-natural dysfunction. Fire roasted for extra flavor.

The Toxic Behavior Fire Roasted Tee from the MO Sauce Collection is made for anyone who recognizes their red flags, accepts them, and has absolutely no intention of working on them today.

Styled like a battered vintage sauce packet, the oversized back graphic combines “Toxic Behavior — Fire Roasted” with “Highly Dysfunctional Energy” and a DIABLO heat rating. The finishing touch? “Net Wt. 1 Bad Decision.” Because apparently poor judgment now comes conveniently packaged.

Distressed blacks, sickly greens, aged cream, and flashes of red give this design the grimy old-school packaging aesthetic that defines the MO Sauce Collection—like something you’d find behind the counter at a questionable roadside establishment and immediately decide you need.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Vintage sauce-packet design with appropriately toxic branding
  • Distressed artwork for a worn-in, old-school look
  • Large statement back graphic
  • DIABLO rated for highly dysfunctional energy
  • Contains one bad decision per serving—results may vary
  • Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel MO Sauce Collection

Mildly Offensive Apparel™
We saw the red flags. We added seasoning.

Color: Black
Size: XS
FIND YOUR DAMN SIZE

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size Chest Width Body Length
XS 17½" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20½" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL 30" 34"
5XL 32" 35"
6XL 34" 36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

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