Passive Aggressive Medium Heat Sauce Tee

Sale price$35.00

Passive Aggressive Medium Sauce Tee — MO Sauce Collection

Not mad. Just disappointed. There’s a difference.

The Passive Aggressive Medium Sauce Tee from the MO Sauce Collection is specially formulated for people who would never say something rude directly. That would be inappropriate.

Instead, this vintage sauce-packet design delivers its heat slowly with “Passive Aggressive — Medium,” “Real Subtle, Diana,” and a perfectly measured “Net Wt. 1 Snide Comment.” It’s the official uniform for anyone fluent in weaponized politeness, meaningful sighs, and the devastating power of “Whatever works for you.”

Distressed orange, black, and aged-cream artwork gives it the battered retro packaging style of the MO Sauce Collection, while the MEDIUM heat rating lets everyone know you’re keeping things civil—for now.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Vintage sauce-packet artwork loaded with understated hostility
  • Distressed finish for a worn-in, old-school look
  • Large statement back graphic
  • MEDIUM heat for sarcasm served just below HR-reportable levels
  • Contains approximately one snide comment per serving
  • Perfect for anyone who has ever said “Interesting choice” and meant something completely different
  • Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel MO Sauce Collection

Mildly Offensive Apparel™
Oh, no. It’s fine. Really.

Color: Dark Heather Grey (60/40)
Size: XS
FIND YOUR DAMN SIZE

Because guessing isn't a sizing strategy.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. Grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, and compare the measurements below.

Our unisex tees have a modern, slightly fitted cut. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love instead of measuring yourself. It's easier, more accurate, and involves significantly less emotional damage.

Size Chest Width Body Length
XS 17½" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20½" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL 30" 34"
5XL 32" 35"
6XL 34" 36"

HOW TO MEASURE

Chest Width: Lay your favorite T-shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

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