Legal Notice & Terms of Use

Mildly Offensive Apparel LLC

Last Updated: June 1, 2026

Welcome to Mildly Offensive Apparel. This website is owned and operated by Mildly Offensive Apparel LLC, a Texas limited liability company. By accessing our website, browsing our products, placing an order, or interacting with our store, you agree to the terms outlined in this Legal Notice and Terms of Use.

If you do not agree with these terms, do not use this website or purchase products from our store.

1. Company Information

Business Name: Mildly Offensive Apparel LLC
Business Type: Texas Limited Liability Company
Website: www.mildlyoffensiveapparel.com
Contact Email: info@mildlyoffensiveapparel.com

Mildly Offensive Apparel LLC sells apparel, accessories, print-on-demand merchandise, branded products, digital content, and related retail items.

2. Brand Content and Offensive Humor Disclaimer

Mildly Offensive Apparel is a humor-based apparel brand. Our products may include sarcasm, adult humor, social commentary, crude jokes, workplace humor, parody-style messaging, and intentionally irreverent content.

By using this website, you acknowledge that some products may not be suitable for all audiences, workplaces, schools, public events, or personal preferences.

Our products are intended for entertainment, self-expression, and novelty purposes only. Product phrases, jokes, slogans, artwork, or designs should not be interpreted as statements of fact, threats, endorsements of unlawful conduct, harassment, discrimination, or professional advice.

If you are easily offended, this may not be your store. That is fine. We still wish you emotional stability elsewhere.

3. Age and Use Restrictions

This website is intended for users who are at least 18 years old or who are using the site with the consent and supervision of a parent or legal guardian.

Some products may contain mature language or adult themes. By purchasing from this store, you confirm that you are legally permitted to buy the selected products and that the items are appropriate for your intended use.

4. Product Information

We make reasonable efforts to display product images, colors, descriptions, sizing information, and prices accurately. However, we do not guarantee that all product details will be error-free, complete, or current.

Actual product colors may vary based on screen settings, monitor displays, print production, fabric type, and supplier variations.

Because many of our products are produced through print-on-demand fulfillment, small variations may occur between product mockups and the final printed item.

5. Ordering and Acceptance

Placing an order does not guarantee acceptance. We reserve the right to refuse, cancel, or limit any order for any reason, including suspected fraud, product availability issues, pricing errors, payment problems, abusive customer behavior, or content restrictions from our production partners.

If an order is canceled after payment has been processed, we will issue a refund to the original payment method, subject to the policies of the payment processor.

6. Pricing and Payment

All prices are listed in U.S. dollars unless otherwise stated. Prices are subject to change without notice.

Payment must be received and authorized before an order is processed. We are not responsible for delays caused by payment processor issues, bank holds, declined payments, or incorrect billing information.

Applicable taxes, shipping charges, and other fees will be calculated and shown at checkout where required.

7. Shipping and Fulfillment

Orders may be fulfilled by third-party production, print-on-demand, shipping, or logistics partners. Shipping times are estimates only and are not guaranteed.

Mildly Offensive Apparel LLC is not responsible for delays caused by carriers, weather, customs processing, incorrect addresses, supply chain issues, production delays, or events outside our control.

Customers are responsible for providing accurate shipping information at checkout. We are not responsible for orders shipped to an incorrect address provided by the customer.

8. Returns, Refunds, and Exchanges

Our return and refund terms are governed by our separate Refund Policy. Please review that policy before placing an order.

Because many items are made to order, we may not accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, incorrect size selection, or change of mind unless otherwise stated in our Refund Policy.

If an item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us at info@mildlyoffensiveapparel.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos of the issue.

Shopify provides store owners the ability to publish return and refund policies through the Shopify admin, and those policies can be linked in checkout and store navigation.

9. Intellectual Property

All website content, including brand names, logos, product designs, artwork, graphics, slogans, photos, copy, layouts, and digital assets, is owned by or licensed to Mildly Offensive Apparel LLC unless otherwise stated.

You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, modify, sell, resell, create derivative works from, or commercially exploit any content from this website without written permission from Mildly Offensive Apparel LLC.

Purchasing a product does not grant you ownership rights in the design, artwork, slogan, image, or intellectual property associated with that product.

10. User-Submitted Content

If you submit reviews, photos, comments, testimonials, social media tags, feedback, design ideas, or other content to Mildly Offensive Apparel, you grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, worldwide license to use, reproduce, display, share, edit, and promote that content in connection with our business, marketing, website, social media, and advertising.

You represent that any content you submit is your own or that you have the legal right to share it.

We reserve the right to remove or refuse user-submitted content that we consider abusive, unlawful, misleading, defamatory, infringing, spam, or otherwise inappropriate.

11. Prohibited Uses

You agree not to use this website for any unlawful, fraudulent, abusive, or harmful purpose.

You may not:

• Attempt to interfere with website security or functionality.
• Use our content without permission.
• Submit false or misleading information.
• Harass, threaten, or abuse our staff, vendors, or customers.
• Use our products or website in a way that violates applicable law.
• Attempt to reverse engineer, scrape, copy, or exploit website data or content.

12. Third-Party Services

Our store may use third-party platforms, payment processors, fulfillment providers, shipping carriers, analytics tools, marketing tools, and Shopify applications.

We are not responsible for the actions, errors, outages, privacy practices, or terms of third-party service providers. Your use of third-party services may also be subject to their own terms and policies.

13. Privacy

Your use of this website is also governed by our Privacy Policy.

Shopify notes that privacy policies should explain what customer data is collected, how it is used, and how customers can exercise privacy rights. Shopify also states that automated privacy settings are not a substitute for legal advice and merchants remain responsible for compliance with applicable laws.

14. No Professional Advice

Nothing on this website should be interpreted as legal, financial, medical, employment, psychological, or professional advice.

Our products are jokes. Do not make life decisions based on a T-shirt.

15. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Mildly Offensive Apparel LLC and its owners, members, employees, contractors, vendors, affiliates, suppliers, and service providers shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, consequential, special, punitive, or exemplary damages arising from your use of this website, purchase of products, inability to use the website, delivery delays, product expectations, or reliance on website content.

Our total liability for any claim related to a purchase shall not exceed the amount paid for the specific product giving rise to the claim.

16. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Mildly Offensive Apparel LLC and its owners, members, employees, contractors, vendors, affiliates, suppliers, and service providers from any claims, damages, losses, liabilities, costs, or expenses arising from your use of the website, violation of these terms, misuse of our products, infringement of third-party rights, or violation of applicable law.

17. Product Use Responsibility

Customers are responsible for how and where they wear, display, gift, resell, photograph, or otherwise use products purchased from Mildly Offensive Apparel.

We are not responsible if a product results in workplace discipline, family arguments, awkward school drop-offs, uncomfortable Thanksgiving conversations, HR meetings, social media backlash, or your mother saying she is disappointed in you.

18. Changes to This Legal Notice

We may update this Legal Notice and Terms of Use at any time. Updates will be posted on this page with a revised “Last Updated” date.

Continued use of the website after changes are posted means you accept the updated terms.

19. Governing Law

These terms shall be governed by the laws of the State of Texas, without regard to conflict of law principles.

Any disputes arising from this website, products, orders, or these terms shall be handled in the appropriate courts located in Texas, unless otherwise required by applicable law.

20. Contact Information

For questions about this Legal Notice, orders, policies, or customer service issues, contact us at:

Mildly Offensive Apparel LLC
Email: info@mildlyoffensiveapparel.com
Website: www.mildlyoffensiveapparel.com