MO - Rozzy "I need a Celestial Discharge" Tee
MO - Rozzy "I need a Celestial Discharge" Tee
Some medical visits are routine. Some require a nurse, a doctor, an angry old woman, and an explanation nobody in the room is qualified to give.
This vintage-style tee features a distressed, old-school exam room scene with a nurse delivering the line: “I need a celestial discharge.” Is it medical? Is it spiritual? Is it something insurance definitely will not cover? Hard to say. But it has the exact kind of weird, inappropriate charm that belongs in the Rozzie’s Line.
Perfect for anyone who enjoys dark humor, retro artwork, awkward medical energy, and saying something so confusing people stop asking follow-up questions.
Why you’ll love it:
Vintage illustrated design with distressed edges
Soft, comfortable everyday wear
Great conversation starter, especially with people who should know better
Part of the Mildly Offensive Rozzie’s Line
Wear it when you want to look wholesome from across the room and deeply questionable up close.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean