Dandelion "Blow Me" Tee — Funny Nature Graphic T-Shirt
Dandelion "Blow Me" Tee — Funny Nature Graphic T-Shirt
Some shirts whisper. This one politely tells the world to take a deep breath and make a wish.
The Blow Me tee from Mildly Offensive Apparel keeps it simple: a clean black-and-white dandelion design, innocent enough for your aunt to compliment, questionable enough for your friends to know exactly what you’re doing. It’s the perfect shirt for anyone who enjoys nature, sarcasm, and saying the quiet part just loud enough.
Soft, simple, and mildly inappropriate — exactly how we like it.
Product Highlights:
- Classic black-and-white front graphic
- Dandelion field design with subtle attitude
- Great for casual wear, day drinking, farmers markets, or disappointing your mother
- Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel collection
- Comfortable everyday fit with just enough bad judgment
Suggested short description:
A clean dandelion graphic with a dirty little punchline. The Blow Me tee is soft, simple, and just offensive enough to make strangers read it twice.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean