Rozzie 'I can't that week, I am shaving my butthole' Tee
Rozzie 'I can't that week, I am shaving my butthole' Tee
Finally, a shirt for people who are tired of making fake excuses sound believable.
The “I Can’t That Week, I Am Shaving My Butthole” tee from the Rozzie Line is vintage housewife energy with absolutely no interest in being invited again. It’s polite, unhinged, and weirdly specific — which is usually how the best excuses are born.
Perfect for anyone who has plans, hates plans, cancels plans, or just wants a shirt that makes people stop mid-sentence and question every decision that brought them near you.
Soft, comfortable, and aggressively unavailable.
Why you’ll love it:
- Vintage-style graphic with distressed edges
- Loud enough to be funny, specific enough to be concerning
- Great for casual wear, parties, awkward family events, or avoiding all of the above
- Part of the Mildly Offensive Apparel Rozzie Line
- A perfect gift for that friend who treats social obligations like a hostage situation
Wear it when “I’m busy” just doesn’t have enough emotional damage.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean