Rozzie - "Sometimes you just have to kick a bitch in the cooter" T Shirt

Sometimes You Just Have To Kick A Bitch In The Cooter Tee

The Rozzie Line

Nothing says wholesome family values quite like life lessons that should absolutely not be passed down through generations.

Part of the Rozzie Line, this vintage-inspired design delivers classic 1950s Americana straight from the school of hard knocks and poor emotional regulation. Featuring a distressed retro illustration of a mother tending to her daughter’s scraped knee while casually offering wildly inappropriate advice, this shirt perfectly captures the Mildly Offensive formula: nostalgic charm mixed with complete social dysfunction.

The result? A shirt that looks sweet from across the room and becomes a serious conversation problem up close.

Features:

• Vintage-inspired distressed artwork

• Soft comfortable everyday fit

• Retro Rozzie-style illustration with transparent background print

• Perfect for bars, cookouts, sarcastic moms, and people who learned conflict resolution the hard way

• Part of the Mildly Offensive Rozzie Line

Supportive.
Questionable.
Probably not therapist-approved.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean