Basic Offensive - "Jesus Was a Lamb" T Shirt
Basic Offensive - "Jesus Was a Lamb" T Shirt
Hear Me Out… Tee
Basic Offensive Line
This shirt is what happens when intrusive thoughts win and theology loses.
Featuring the phrase:
“Hear me out… if Mary had Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God then Mary had a little lamb.”
…it delivers the perfect combination of bad logic, inappropriate confidence, and the exact kind of joke that makes people laugh before immediately questioning themselves.
Part of the Basic Offensive Line, this tee was designed for people who enjoy dark humor, awkward silence, and testing the patience of strangers in public. Simple handwritten-style typography keeps the focus exactly where it belongs — on the terrible idea you chose to wear on your chest.
Features:
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Soft comfortable everyday fit
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Minimalist distressed text design
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Perfect for concerts, bars, cookouts, and making church people uncomfortable
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Printed for long-lasting wear and repeated bad decisions
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Part of the Mildly Offensive Basic Offensive collection
Not every thought deserves a T-shirt.
This one absolutely didn’t. That’s why we made it anyway.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean