MO Basic Offensive "Blow Me" T-Shirt
MO Basic Offensive "Blow Me" T-Shirt
Subtle? Absolutely not. Classy? Debatable. Funny? Without question.
This black tee takes an innocent little dandelion graphic and pairs it with two words that instantly tell people exactly what kind of energy you showed up with. The clean white distressed print gives it that vintage outdoorsy look… right up until someone actually reads it.
Perfect for people who enjoy sarcastic humor, passive aggression, and making strangers do a double take in public. Soft enough for everyday wear, offensive enough to keep small talk to a minimum.
Features:
• Distressed vintage-style white print on black
• Soft, comfortable everyday fit
• Bold graphic with minimalist design
• Ideal for concerts, bars, family cookouts, and bad decisions
• Part of the Mildly Offensive collection
Because sometimes “have a nice day” just feels dishonest.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean