Rozzie 'Bout to Do Some Sh*t Jehovah Hasn’t Witnessed' Tee
Rozzie 'Bout to Do Some Sh*t Jehovah Hasn’t Witnessed' Tee
Some neighbors bring cookies. Some bring gossip. This one brings a warning label.
The “Bout to Do Someshit Jehovah Hasn’t Witnessed” tee is pure Mildly Offensive energy: sweet vintage housewife charm wrapped around a sentence that absolutely should not be said at the church picnic. It’s perfect for anyone who smiles politely while mentally preparing to become the reason the HOA sends another email.
Soft, ridiculous, and just unholy enough to make strangers read it twice.
Why you’ll love it:
- Vintage-inspired neighborhood chaos
- Perfect for introverts, instigators, and front-yard philosophers
- Great conversation starter, terrible first impression
- Soft everyday tee with questionable moral direction
- Officially not recommended for door-to-door ministry
Wear it when you’re feeling friendly, but not spiritually accountable.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean